Honey Boo WHAT?

Image

PHOTO FROM ANDERSON LIVE

© 2013 ANE Productions, Inc.,

In partnership with Warner Brothers

[L] Strong Language: This blog may not be suitable for all visitors. Some material may contain sensitive subject matter including adult language. Thank you.

You know, when I first heard about this cutesy baby wanna-be-beauty-pageant-queen, I thought WHAT THE FUCK? It took me a while to really grab the concept of what this angel and her Mama June were sent here from heaven to deliver, and that message is to be yourself, no matter your form; be generous; but above all, BE  YOURSELF.

Unlike many of the so-called and self-proclaimed reality stars grabbing their 15 minutes of fame, soon-to-be 8-year-old Alana Thompson, known the world over as Honey Boo Boo, along with her family, led by their matriarch, Mama June Shannon, is one real-ity star. I think it’s just taken some of us longer than others to realize.  (After all, I’m much too busy ridiculing the likes of the Shmartrashians and their matriarch… the almighty self-professed pimp/whore-beast master of her very own high-flying family circus.) I never thought I’d give their reality television show on TLCHere Comes Honey Boo Boo, or their lives a chance, but I finally had to cave-in to all the hype. Boy, am I glad I did! I learned something about them and about myself. They are a kind and loving people who do give the shirts off their backs and more.

Yeah, they’re a bit odd-ballish at times, but what family isn’t? It’s those that are willing to go on national TV and share it with everyone else who are my heroes. So, what I’m saying is give peace a chance; give hope; and GIVE HONEY BOO BOO & MAMA JUNE a chance to grace their way into your hearts. You will be as surprised as I was to learn what they have to offer.

Could be this kid be the next GlindaTheGoodBitch in the making? Honey Boo Boo, that’s who!

Ta ta for now,

<3Glinda<3

P.S. This week I had a brush with fame when the incomparable Amy Schumer favorited one of my Tweets. Watch Amy Schumer on Comedy Central on Tuesdays at 10:30/9:30c and wherever else she’s performing. She’s H to-the ilarious! Here’s a link to Inside Amy Schumer: Bad Decisions – Uncensored from Comedy Central. http://www.comedycentral.com/episodes/153q3f/inside-amy-schumer-inside-amy-schumer–bad-decisions—uncensored-season-1-ep-101 Fasten your seat belts and get ready for just under 21 minutes of side-splitting, rip-roaring hilarity!

Advertisements
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

4 Responses to Honey Boo WHAT?

  1. Maryann says:

    Love it great job

    • angela says:

      Are you coming to our wedding????? You know I worked on Honey Boo and Toddlers and Tiaras. 🙂 We can talk about making you a star! 🙂 Angela and Mike!

  2. Pingback: HONEY BOO BOO’S “PARENTS” ARE GETTING MARRIED! MEH! | THE WORD WARRIOR Bonju Blog

    • Glinda just may get her raggedy ass to sunny California if you’re a good bitch yourself and get me my own show on TLC and some airtime on TMZ, HOLLA! NOW GET TO WORK BESTEST NIECE-IN-LAW & NEPHEW IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!! (DO NOT tell the others I said so — It’ll be scandalous! Hopefully they won’t see this rag of a blog, LOL!)

      Ta ta for now my darlings,
      “Auntie” <3Glinda<3 to you!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s